KIRK: Who do you think I am? The Probe is vaporising our oceans. KIRK: Bad day! SULU: Warp four, ... warp five, ...warp six, ...warp seven, warp eight. Hey. She's arming torpedoes! (Gillian leaps, putting her arms around Kirk's neck and transports with him). UHURA: Excuse us! Would you mind stopping that damn noise? (continued) Leaving our ship for the last time we fled to Genesis. Come on. GILLIAN: Okay. Back in the sixties he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley. I'm a lonely, insignificant speck... on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun! What I mean is I may have carried your soul, but I sure couldn't fill your shoes. I tend to write a draft of the script, compile all the clips and stills the draft calls for (during this process I adjust the script based on the available visuals), and then do one more run-through of the script to make sure it's tight. ...Please, let me finish. SULU: Oh, here and there. He thinks he's the pope of chili town. SPOCK: ...You came back for me. ...How will I find you? Filter by post type. BOB: They left last night. It's these Klingon crystals, Admiral. Really? KIRK: He's gonna make it! Free shipping . I'll put it another way. From United States. What's wrong with you? Are they some kind of navigational signal? Evidently unaware that its transmissions are disruptive. I'm gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat. KIRK (on viewscreen): Starfleet Command. Photo. Reading Klingon, That's hard. Uncle Apu! It's a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon. ...Can you hear me? Alles mit Liebe verpackt, schneller Versand und netter Kontakt. (scenes from "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock."). KIRK: No doubts about your memory. McCOY: You just said there aren't any, except on Earth of the past. I'm missing the Chili Cook-Off! SPOCK: Late twentieth century. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer is a highlight of season 8 for its surreal animation taking us on a strange journey when Homer eats insanity peppers and finds himself lost in a fantastic land. How soon can we be ready for warp speed? Call off your dogs. Captain's log. SCOTT: Ten seconds, Admiral, five, four, three, two, one. Good. Huey two oh four, isn't it? GILLIAN: The whales are trapped. KIRK: You can't. Computers are non-functional. CHEKOV (OC): Cloaking device is stable. ...Engine room. What do you make of it? We would be responding in gibberish. (a dog-patrol and an alsatian seem to sense Uhura and Chekov) It's never been proven their intelligence is anyw... SAREK: Mister President, I have come to speak on behalf of the accused. NICHOLS: You're joking? And it was Doctor McCoy with a fine sense of historical irony, who decided on a name for our captured Klingon vessel. His son was saved by Kirk! NICHOLS: Professor Scott, if you'll just... Two and a half tops. Come on, Marge. It's like you're from Venus... Marge: And you're from Mars. McCOY: Come on Spock, it's me, McCoy! STARFLEET VOICE: All stations, Yellow Alert! KLINGON AMBASSADOR: Starfleet regulations? SCOTT: Hold on tight, lassie. (McCoy hands him the computer mouse which Scott tries to use as a microphone) LEGO Dimensions Intro - Part 1 .All 10 minikits in The Simpsons Level pack stage in LEGO Dimensions. KIRK: We've done it before. An unknown form of energy of great power and intelligence. CHEKOV: The top of what? Directed by Jim Reardon. Could you tell me where the nuclear wessels are? Star World. SPOCK: Ten million years earlier. SPOCK: He is a man of deep feelings. KIRK: That's the general idea. The Simpsons focuses on a family of five. SCOTT: The keyboard. GILLIAN: Well, there we are. GARBAGE MAN #1: What the hell was that? KIRK: I see. Enterprise, I look back on our most recent adventure and realise I could not have asked for a more dependable ship or dedicated crew. SARATOGA CAPTAIN: Roger, Starfleet, Saratoga out. SPOCK: It was most kind of you to make this effort. Those of you in uniform, remove your rank insignia. SULU: Three one zero, aye! You're from outer space. If we can't keep them here without risking their lives. SPOCK: Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the latter half of the twentieth century. I know. GILLIAN: 'Whales Weep Not', D.H. Lawrence. Escaping Genesis we used the captured Klingon vessel to transport us to Vulcan where a mysterious ceremony was performed by Spock's people in an attempt to restore his memory. SCOTT: I notice you're still working with polymers. KIRK (OC): Four hundred tons? ...Admiral Kirk! What's happening to me? I find it hard to believe that I've come millions of miles. STARFLEET COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: I'm picking up a faint transmission, ...I think it's Admiral Kirk calling! I'm gonna hang up now. It wouldn't have been good for them. SPOCK: They're unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man. Falcons vs. ('HMS BOUNTY' is roughly painted in large red capital letters along the side of the Bird-of-Prey). • The Simpsons originally had a lot of cinematic drama in the script and direction, giving everything a "grand" feeling and made each episode seem like a movie. LitCharts Teacher Editions. CARTWRIGHT: Mister President, ...we have power! ...I have a photographic memory. ...We have intercepted and analysed the call of the Probe. $200.00. That's extraordinary! 9 El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage Of Homer) (Season 8, Episode 9) With some mind-bogglingly surreal animation and a guest turn by Johnny Cash in the role of a space coyote, “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” is a different kind of Simpsons episode. "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)", (Spanish pronunciation: [el ˈβjaxe misteɾˈjoso ðe ˈnwestɾo ˈxomeɾ]) also known as "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer", is the ninth episode in the eighth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Man, this is crazy. His body had been regenerated but his mind was blank. Oh, why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? Live long and prosper, father. SPOCK: Hardly, Admiral, I cannot even guarantee we will escape the sun's gravity! AMANDA: You do this ...for friendship? KIRK: When are those whales being released? I have a notorious weakness for hard luck cases, that's why I work with whales. There seems to be no way we can answer this Probe. SULU: San Francisco. Oh my God! Things of that nature? KIRK: Lemme tell you something. GILLIAN: The frequency's four oh one megahertz. Full power has been restored. CIVILIAN AGENT: You'd better call Washington. UHURA: Affirmative. ...I have no idea! ...The problem is that they won't be that much safer at sea because of all the hunting this time of year. SPOCK: It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference. No dipshit. ...Farewell. The language menu of DVD 3 of season 10 features The Terminizer in 3 languages. He saved Spock. GILLIAN: Wait a minute! KIRK (OC): Stabilise Energy Reserve! If you will all take your seats. You, Spock? Marge reluctantly takes Homer to the town's chili cook-off, on the grounds that Homer doesn't drink and make an … ...That's what I thought. KIRK: Because the needs of the one ...outweigh the needs of the many. ...Shields, Mister Chekov. Levels are playable chapters to explore upon purchase of the Starter Pack. Now suppose, ...just suppose, ...I was to show you a way to manufacture a wall that would do the same job but be only one inch thick. Damage control is easy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. The Simpsons * 1995 Original TV Show Script * … There be whales here! KIRK: Mister Sulu? Have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry This woman has immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distension! SPOCK: There is one possibility, but I cannot guarantee its success. F.D. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. At Springfield's annual chili cook-off, Homer eats a spicy concoction containing hallucinogenic peppers from Guatemala, and subsequently has a vision which makes him doubt Marge is his soul mate. KIRK: Can you enclose it to hold water? Yes. Your friend was right. GILLIAN: They're gonna have to take their chances. C'mon. 1 Levels 1.1 The Wizard of Oz 1.2 The Simpsons 1.3 Ninjago 1.4 Doctor Who 1.5 DC Comics 1.6 Back to the Future 1.7 Portal 2 1.8 The Lord of the Rings 1.9 Ghostbusters 1.10 Midway Arcade 1.11 Scooby-Doo! ...The remaining charge, disobeying orders of a superior officer is directed solely at Admiral Kirk. FEDERATION PRESIDENT (OC): Save your energy, Save yourselves. POLICEMAN #1: Hold it! KIRK: One little mistake. I will see if I can sort it out. I'm out of time. BOB: Gillian. GILLIAN: I belong here. Link. I'm here! COMPUTER VOICE: RED ALERT! FEDERATION PRESIDENT: I am well aware of that, Admiral. The time-travel drained them. ...Chemotherapy! FEDERATION PRESIDENT: Neutralised? KIRK: It's ironic. NICHOLS: Indeed. (continued) Unfortunately we were not the first to arrive. KIRK: What is our target in time? We are computing our trajectory at this time. Where you going? FEDERATION PRESIDENT: As you wish. Tell her ...I feel fine. Homer! (in the bay the whales, the crew and Gillian frolic!). KIRK: Come on! (the whaler, having spotted the whales, loads a harpoon and prepares to fire) CARTWRIGHT: Go to reserve power. KIRK: It's not so much a matter of a place as of time. ...We are functioning on reserve power only. Ask. ...Do you have a message for your mother? McCOY: Naturally. KIRK: Just a little joke. CHEKOV: Shields at Maximum! PILOT: Sure! Scissors which I need to, uh- to... gussy up these curtains. Your friend was messing up my whales. Scotty, beam me up! BOB: How you doing? Do you deny these events? Besides ...we thought it would be easier on you this way. KIRK: What is our condition? KIRK: What does that mean, exactly? KIRK: Bearing! GARBAGE MAN #2: What did she say to that? When man was killing these creatures, he was destroying his own future. SPOCK: Exaggerate. KIRK: It'll come back to him. ...Admiral Kir... I mean, why all the coy disguises? You check there. Well, I just wanted to say it sure is nice to have your katra back in your head, not mine. Kirk out. ...Admiral! Wing five by zero, helm steady. "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer") is the ninth episode of Season 8. Good luck. What about team two? Identify object and it's cultural significance. KIRK: Scotty, are the whale tanks secure? (Gillian drives off, hears the transporter sound, stops and looks back. McCOY: Out of the way! SPOCK: To attempt to do so would be futile, Admiral. I wouldn't miss this for all the tea in China. Marge. McCOY: Come on. TEST COMPUTER VOICE: ...Correct. 1 The Simpsons House 2 The Desert 3 Homer Realises 4 Follow The Tortoise 5 The Lighthouse 6 Homer's Soulmate Homer: Heeeeeey! ...Scotty? KIRK: Doctor McCoy, you, Mister Scott and Commander Sulu will convert us a whale tank. KIRK: How soon?