[FARTS] O.J. This leads to a shopping trip where Bart smokes a cigar; Grampa gets candy, ice cream and other items for the kids; and Bart makes Grampa chauffeur them to Krusty Burger and then to Noiseland Video Arcade. Abe hears this and tells Marge that everything will be fine. Script is for the episode ''Louie and the Blind Girl'', which aired 6 April 1983. In this episode, Louie worried that the sight of his blind girlfriend would be restored and she'd no longer be interested in him. Original Airdate Marge is angry that Homer would choose fishing over their marriage, but the message is at first lost on Homer, who visualizes Marge turning into a catfish. He wishes that Marge would at least ease up on him. According to the Season 12 DVD commentary for the episode, the story was originally based on a spec-script Frink and Payne had written years previously as a proposed episode of The Critic, another animated series by Simpsons veterans Al Jean and Mike Reiss. Man (on tv): Next on Comedy Central, South Park. Marge and Homer throw a dinner party. Written by Wallace Wolodarsky. Homer then passes out on the living room floor and sleeps until the morning (Hibbert also suggests to Marge that, if she wants Homer to live through the night, she has to roll him onto his stomach, which she does while remarking that she had never been so embarrassed in her life). To prove that he loves Marge more, he lets the fish go (despite having battled it for several hours), Marge forgives him, and they return home to a clean house. 3. MAN [ON TV]: Next on Comedy Central, South Park. Script was originally owned by Sam Simon, co-creator of ''The Simpsons'' and writer on ''Taxi''. Look who's in my fart. Click on the pictures below to view either the Storyboards or Script. Driveway :- no oil on the driveway. Chalkboard Gag When Marge asks how Grampa did it, he admits he fooled Bart and Lisa into obedience by pretending to cry ("I can turn it on like a faucet! I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes. Once Homer is done, it's Marge's turn. I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes. Season 1. George Meyer. On the way to the retreat, Homer learns of the legendary catfish, General Sherman, and vows to catch the elusive fish. Before they leave, Marge gives Grampa a list of numbers in case of an emergency, and secretly gives Lisa a number to call if Grampa falls in the bathtub. When Homer learns the retreat is being held at a popular fishing spot, he tries to bail out of the retreat to go fishing. The War of the Simpsons is the twentieth episode of Season 2. Show Runner It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 2, 1991. 7F20 Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! marks an episode with not enough … Outraged and humiliated, Marge signs them up for a marriage retreat. "), and the entire Simpson family realizes how clever he is. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. First aired Mar 11, 1993. Matt Groening. War of the Simpsons Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Mark Kirkland. 33 Marge and Homer host a dinner party, and Homer gets drunk and makes a fool of himself. However, unbeknownst to them, Grampa secretly chuckles while they clean. Homer asks if they can put it behind them and go to church, but Marge tells him that she's going to church alone and Homer is going to apologize to Bart for scarring him for life by exposing him to his drunken antics. Kirkland and his animation team were relatively new to animation when they began working on the show, and to make the animation in this episode the best they had ever done, they incorporated all the techniques they had learned during their first year into it. Home; ... Dog Gets an F S2E16 Old Money S2E17 Brush with Greatness S2E18 Lisa's Substitute S2E19 The War of the Simpsons S2E20 Three Men and a Comic Book S2E21 Blood Feud S2E22. As you might imagine, these take a long time to compile and so only 16 episodes have been transcribed thus far. Lovejoy asks Homer to tell everyone about his and Marge's problems, he does. Take home this original script from The Simpsons, used in the making of the "All's Fair in Oven War" episode. Back at Catfish Lake, General Sherman still swims free, but the story of how Homer nearly caught him is added to the tale of the legendary fish, as told by the bait shop clerk. James L. Brooks. `I will not do anything b' at cutoff. Watching Grampa sob, and fearing that he will get in trouble, Bart and Lisa start to feel remorse for taking advantage of Grampa, and they frantically work to clean the house up before Homer and Marge return. Even so, Homer sneaks his fishing gear in beside their luggage. Title sequence. Part 5: Bart's First Fight with Nelson. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are so humiliated that they swear revenge on Grampa one day. Episodes in which Homer almost loses Marge, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_War_of_the_Simpsons?oldid=911550. Meanwhile, at home, Bart and Lisa decide to take advantage of being left with Grampa, with Bart creating a phony list of what foods they can and cannot have. Following that, you’ll find a script for another one of the episodes entitled “You Only Move Twice.” So Cowabunga, Ay Caramba, Okily Dokily, and Woo Hoo! ), Maggie in Peril: The Thrilling Conclusion, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show, $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Simpsoncalifragilisticeexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious, Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays, The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star, The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer, Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair), Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times, I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. The Simpsons is an Emmy Award-, Annie Award- and Peabody Award-winning animated comedy. After the success of the Michael Jackson episode "Stark Raving Dad" (which has now been pulled from broadcast), around production of the fifth season of the show, the writers wrote a sequel to "Stark Raving Dad" which would feature the Leon Kompowsky character from the last episode thinking he is the musician Prince instead of Michael Jackson. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Her list is so long that she talks for several hours, and Reverend Lovejoy has to cancel plans for a luau. Dougie Simpsons Roasting on an Open ... All scripts are copyrighted to their respectful owners unless stated otherwise. I hear those kids' voices are done by grown-ups. But Maggie notices a dirty spot, and she hides it by standing on it. Finding Aid for the George Meyer Simpsons script files, 1990-2004 313 2 Descriptive Summary Title: George Meyer Simpsons script files, Date (inclusive): 1990-2004 Collection number: 313 Creator: Meyer, George Extent: 78 boxes (38.5 linear ft) Abstract: Writer and producer George Meyer is well known for his work on the long-running animated television comedy The Simpsons. In the episode, Homer gets drunk at a party and embarrasses his wife Marge, so she decides to sign them up for a marriage counseling retreat.Homer finds out that the retreat will be held near a lake and packs his … The episode was written by John Swartzwelder, and it was the last episode Mark Kirklanddirected during his first year on the show. The War of the Simpsons The Simpsons (TV Series 1989– ) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. On the dock, Homer finds an abandoned fishing pole, picks it up, and gets yanked off the pier into a small rowboat and onto the lake. Directed By 5. Take home this original script from The Simpsons, used in the making of the Bart of War episode. A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again, The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons?oldid=163203, Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be, Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be, Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be. 2. Marge attends the marriage workshops alone while Homer is still attempting to catch the fish. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. O.J. But Lisa’s not blameless in her own particular culture war, something that the script plays around with knowingly. During the first meeting at the marriage retreat, each couple is asked to explain the faults of the other person. Written By "The War of the Simpsons" is the twentieth episode of The Simpsons' second season. Butters: Oh. Part 1: Baking Cupcakes. Marge ends up recruiting Grampa as a last-minute replacement to babysit for the weekend. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. I hear those kids' voices are done by grown-ups. Al Jean. Hey, nothing wrong with that. Marge asks Homer if he remembered how he had behaved the previous night and Homer slowly remembers all the regrettable things that he had done the night before. Production Code Directed by. It appears that the rod has hooked the legendary catfish, General Sherman. Part 4: Bart's Nightmare of Nelson/In the Lunchroom/Bart's Dream of His Funeral. When Rev. D’oh! SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Couch Gag The Simpsons 4F05 - Burns, Baby Burns Episode Script. Part 3: Nelson Muntz and the Weasels' Debut. Written by. script. And don’t have a cow, man. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". News Anchor: The police say that instead of looking for the missing head, they'd rather leave it off and be reminded of the Simpsons every day. She tries to interrupt Homer, but Lovejoy asks her to wait. An unused storyline from the classic "22 Short Films About Springfield" episode of The Simpsons has been revealed online, as Josh Weinstein has uploaded pages from a cut Hans Moleman sketch to Twitter. ; Deleted Scene: Material cut from the script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and … ...Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Main character(s) The next morning. Even Professionals struggle sometimes and these people are helping you for your next script if you want to write one. John Swartzwelder Stream full episodes online & watch live Sundays at 8/7c! Part 2: On the School Bus. The script for the epi… Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon He tells everything that while she's his perfect soulmate, Homer admits he doesn't like it when she nags at him for every little thing he does and finds it annoying. Meanwhile, Grampa babysits Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, who take advantage of him. Kirkland said animating Homer drunk was a challenge for him as he had to analyze h… Back at home, Bart and Lisa throw a party that ends with the house in a total mess, with Grampa being unable to stop the party (and if anything was tricked by Nelson into making a fool of himself when Nelson baited him into removing his own belt, presumably to beat him with it, only for his pants to fall down due to the belt's absence). In the information section the Stranglings page has returned because I forgot to add it into the launch of WOTS3, I have also added a biography for Hank Scorpio, who appeared in 3F23 - You Only Move Twice.As well on top of that, I've added the DVD Companion for The Simpsons Movie. Ian Maxtone-Graham. But remarks that last night proved her wrong. Homer apologizes to Bart for his behavior and hopes that Bart didn't lose much respect for him. Uh-m, son of a bitch. The music of "The Simpsons" will be in the spotlight starting Friday when the long-running Fox animated series takes over the ... After penning the script, Tom Hanks goes to war … Now get to some Simpsons reading. Butters: Well why didn't you tell me the Simpsons already did that? David Silverman. Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. If you type up your Simpsons' script (If you haven't already typed it on the computer) and decide to post it on the internet (Use the Spell Check on word too) you may get criticism for it, don't get in a state. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He finds Marge waiting for him, and she tells him their marriage is in trouble if he values a fish more than her. Season: 16 Episode: 2 Script: Matt Selman Directed by: Mark Kirkland First broadcast: November 14, 2004 Season: 14 Episode: 21; Script: Marc Wilmore; Directed by: Michael Polcino; First broadcast: May 18, 2003; Number of pages: 49 marks an incomplete episode. Marge and Homer host a dinner party, and Homer gets drunk and makes a fool of himself. Production "The War of the Worlds" was the 17th episode of the CBS Radio series The Mercury Theatre on the Air, which was broadcast at 8 pm ET on Sunday, October 30, 1938.: 390, 394 H. G. Wells' original novel tells the story of a Martian invasion of Earth. Homer finds out that the retreat will be held at Catfish Lake and plans to spend some time fishing, even though Marge tells him that the weekend will be spent resolving their differences and there won't be any time for fishing. The Simpsons 1F04 - Treehouse of Horror IV Episode Script. The Simpsons original script, Bart of War episode. Blackboard :- `I will not do anything bad ever / again'. The Simpsons 4F20 - The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase Episode Script. Synopsis. Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself by telling off total strangers, pulling a very juvenile (and probably medically dangerous) practical joke on Dr. Hibbert involving a fly in an ice-cube, dancing while wearing a lampshade as a hat, making inappropriate remarks in front of Bart, ogling Maude Flanders' deep cleavage and generally making a fool of himself. How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Episode 9F15, Season 4. Episode Number CHORUS [SINGS]: The Simpsons The Bart of War [BELL RINGING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] [BEEPING] [LISA PLAYS SOLO] D'oh! The Simpsons original script, "All's Fair in Oven War" episode. After that show was canceled, Frink and Payne were brought onto The Simpsons and adapted … Homer gets up at 5:00 am to sneak away and go fishing, but Marge wakes up and catches him. The Simpsons 5F14 - The Trouble with Trillions Episode Script. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I can't believe we paid to see Steve Guttenberg... Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. Measures 8.5'' x 11''. May 2, 1991 From the cabin window, Marge sees Homer on the lake, and assumes that he has ignored her again. Directed by Mark Kirkland. Homer's Couch couch gag "I will not do anything bad ever again." Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. The Simpsons 4F21 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Episode Script. Homer asks if he can take a walk instead, and Marge agrees. The Simpsons (1989) Scripts. The Simpsons is the longest-running primetime comedy in television history. The War of the Simpsons is the twentieth episode of Season 2. The novel was adapted for radio by Howard Koch, who changed the primary setting from 19th-century England to the … When Homer learns the retreat is being held at a popular fishing spot, he tries to bail out of the retreat to go fishing. 4. The next day, Homer wakes up to Marge hitting the back of his head with the vacuum cleaner and she quickly pulls him into the car and turns the radio up super loud so the kids wouldn't know they were fighting (although the kids had since figured it out). There are a number of episodes of The Simpsons that were never produced, and writers who worked on the show in the past have revealed entire plots for … Material cut from the episode's script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and his mail-order bride, and Mrs. Krabappel trying to reunite with her estranged husband Ken Krabappel. Well the Simpsons is such a great show, and we need reminders like this to keep us watching. ❌ marks an episode with not enough content. Creator Backlash: Matt Groening later objected to the ending, which sees General Sherman jumping out of the water and winking at the camera, believing it to be overly cartoony (which, back then, he was trying to avoid). Simpson: I'm … The capsules are the heart of the archive. Finally he wrestles it into the boat, and after it stops moving, he returns to the dock, triumphantly singing, "I am the Champion." 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