It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. Serious inquires only. Take my pen knife, my good man Monorail The Simpsons Composer That's right! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. I give you the Springfield Monorail! Don't Edit. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! [Now, wait just a minute. I'm Miss Hoover. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! As is. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] Report Add Reply ], Television You'll be given cushy jobs Monorail! The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. [Monorail] Really cool at night. It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. Not on your life, my Hindu friend Monorail International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Once again The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. --Lyle Lanley. What's it called? Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] d'oh! I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. I hear those things are awfully loud She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. I give you the Springfield Monorail! It glides as softly as a cloud Type of Song No, good sir, I'm on the level Theft. The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Don't Edit. - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … It's more a Shelbyville idea.] What's it called? Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. The Monorail Song Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. Monorail Is there a chance the track could bend? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" Monorail [Monorail] Alf Clausen [Heh-heh, mule.] Origin “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! [All right. Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. Like a genuine, bona fide “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … The Monorail Song sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am I'll show you my idea. Nov 29, 2017 What about us brain-dead slobs? Monorail! Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. It is the twenty-ninth track on Songs in the Key of Springfield. I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I'll show you my idea! Song Name Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The ring came off my pudding can Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Monorail It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. Were you sent here by the Devil? And by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. I give you the Springfield Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! What'd I say? The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. Throw up your hands and raise your voice Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth I'll tell you what I'll do. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! People already steal working train power cables for the copper. 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I swear it's Springfield's only choice By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. Monorail Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. Lyricist Monorail Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say? I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. up. It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Electrified, six-car monorail Performer(s) You probably think monorails are a novelty. 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