They don’t bother me no longer. It can only store like 60 million letters! Our substitute teacher let us watch stuff on Youtube after watching Hotel Transylvania. Or as AntVenom would say; LIFE makes NO SENSE?! Nevermind, this conspiracy has been proven FALSE by the Conspiracys Are Really Stupid commission, or COWS. One day it will tho, hopefully. Another one of my BRILLIANT ideas gone down the tubes. It’s called the “Random Fun Fact” segment! People always say owls are wise! Wanna submit your chunk of text? instead of flaming it could be rainbow, instead of chicken it could be fluffysheep and instead of handbook it could be handbook (not very creative, i know) but the total complete name is now to rainbow fluffysheep handbook! soametime the sky looke BLOOE, but it actually YALLOE. (jut i case you didn’t know, mayacamole is mayo and guacamole combined. I’m back! Hooray! For multiple genius reasons. THERE MUST BE ONE. But there’s more! Next time you buy a freddo or a banana-flavoured-freddo choco bar then remember… Eat it every 2 or 3 weeks or 2 or 3 times a day! im still at the first stage of this, which is boredom. Wanna help write the LONGEST TEXT EVER? Also, they make things like handles on flashlights that double as a stand so the poor little electrons burst into the sky helplessly, uselessly. Hurrah! It’s les-ter. {000.000.000}. Why is orange so popular? now ill just pop back (((>))) perfect. -6-24-13- Begin the rant on the mall called Jersey Gardens. I’m in London and I’m hangin out! We played wiffleball at my backyard and in my intestines. If you have made it this far into the official LoTeEv, then you get the official Rainbow FluffySheep Badge of Honour!!! {o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0.o.0} But… he was bad! Jaime has maybe been kicked out of this fiasco and I want to type long paragraphs and stuff but I can't type really long stuff and we introduce to you Jeffrey Antonio Jr. In section 7 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbooks challenge booklet subset it STATES that your challenge is: get anyone you know to say piece of bread instead of piece of cake! 04, 2011 (via ispeakquotes) 3,233 notes Comments. Oh wait, we didn't even put seats in here. someWHERE ohohohohohohover the rainbowwwwww that reminds me, i was doing my normal thing, when BOOM! Security?!?! (That sounds really good! You probably believe that when you push something, the far side of it moves instantly, right? I will tell you why I shall not. There is now a one in one times ten to the million chance that using this wormhole will send us to a earth-like planet that will be habitable for all ninjas in the clan of the ninjapeeps. Good boiii. Us guy-dudes were bored. *intense music builds* yes sensei! There is. My middle name is Monica. Oh ya… CUT TO A COMMERCIAL ALREADY! I’ll get him don’t worry circcy, I’ll throw you back through the portal *toss*. Got outta that one. you know that other person i mentioned before? It’s my favorite day! lets get back to my example then, shall we? Nah let me talk about Maine. That's how I roll. Out, out! Ha. He gets a strange look in his eye: Ambition. We might have to have an epilepsy warning at the start though. Here’s another situation. i would guess that 99% of artists never make it to the second stage. thee basic humans connections that we need to survive. They connect! Huh. I currently collect words, pins and the “to kill a mockingbird” series (not much work ( besides the fact that I have to give them (it) back to the library by tomorrow morning ( the last time I will ever bring a library book late again is when I borrowed the book entitled ‘How to sharpen a pencil for dummies’ (Don’t blame me! Like when will I ever need to know about the themes and plot devices in To Kill A Mockingbird? Fascist! (What the hooey is a preponderance? So here are some crucial situations for you to read and laugh at me because you know I can’t hear you! A tea is going to come in handy. Hmmmm… Lets see. He was drawing a zombie. Now I too will have to live this tortuous fate! I’m sorry to say guys, but I have finally and truly decided to stop writing this LoTeEv. it feels empty, yet familiar. Hi, my name is jo. I will send all of my readers a fax with has facts on in! You should go on strike! Take the word ‘weird’ as an example. HA, GOT EM! For example: “Hello there Chuckie! on the top is a ball of flames anthrpomorphised with the eyes of a dragon staring downward. So we ended school. Wahoo! I knew it! what else should i talk about? This wouldn’t have been so bad, but at the competition they were giving away free stuff. Question 5: how many tiny changes to a cereal box do you need to make it half the price? To that I would say ‘ah sure your getting closer lad’. And they were henceforth called ‘the loner benches’. to play them a song, and too have them paint your pet. What’s the point? Question 4: what is the worst molecule to be? THIS demos text to numeric!!! Now you reader try to figure out what they were talking about. Because they don’t have pillows. yanilavigne:-Tiffany William (via ispeakquotes) 709 notes Comments. The world is unjust! Oh, hey, umm.... My name is Bradley. What temperature would it be in Egypt? Prejudiced! Now is it just a COINCIDENCE that that Japanese word for big is ‘Oo’? its about the story. right now there’s something even more important: Ink cartridges are such a scam! with piplup and sunflora and chimchar! Can't.... type.... Maine... iiissss.... trying to get me..... NNNOOOOO ikqm3nF EASDC&J MDWH Holy crud. I don’t even remember typing that! Avocado (replaces banana in cookies) Banana (replaces avocado in guacamole) Beef (burger) Beetroot (gotta good beat) Bun (for burgers) Burger (for buns) Cake (i’m gonna bake a caaake) Cantaloupe (an orange melon) Carrot (an orange banana?) Just like yin and yang (not that TV show on Jetix). You guessed it, three. So like this was inspired by flamingchicken's LTE and the other wall of text in the book "Pick Me Up". TWO BUCKS!!! I need to make this really long like really really long that even ou cant go even a quarter of a way through without pass. And the iPhone nano could be the strawberry (other berry names are trademarked) what else? All these great topics falling softly from the sky. To convince Bob that thats what Joe wouldve wanted, they set up a trick where they make a puppet of Joe talking to Bob, and he assumes he must be alive and these are his final words, to liquidate the KittyN’S. There was a notification that came up halfway through so I’ll see if I can get to 60wpm. i think i heard it through the grapevine (bad jokethat nobody understands) the next step is to lower taxes and raise happiness. That’s only 1,000 Books! to show your friends! man its gonna be hard to put this LoTeEv back in chronological order to get it to you reader, but ill try my best. Oh. i am going to buy dog sweaters and bowls for people with dogs, and do some renovations on peoples tents! That previous (the auto correct is so bad on this phone it corrected previous to peeler oohs) sentence made no sense whatsoever. Could it be? but the few 1% of us that end of turning what we love into our livelihoods, the number is fleeting. BUCKLE UP YA SEATS! Now I turned it into landscape and I feel so freeeeeee!!! DEEZ NUTS! Did you really make it this far? If your like me and have a lonely YouTube channel with five views because you watched it five times, the his is the prize for you! 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